Real or Satire? Randall Terry prophesies plague of raining plastic fetus dolls if House G.O.P does not meet demands.

Randall Terry, the bombastic leader of Operation Rescue and hypocritical proponent of so-called "family values", met with House Speaker-elect John Boehner and other G.O.P. members of the House of Representatives just days after the election.  In that meeting Terry prophesied a plague of raining plastic fetus dolls upon the House of Representatives if extreme demands such as defunding Planned Parenthood are not met.

In an appeal to his supporters he proclaimed, “They Must Fear Pro-Lifers!” Not surprisingly, the affluent Terry made an appeal for a large cash donation to fund such noble activities such as “PRAY, then film interviews, do our TV show from Capitol hill, preach as Hill staff enter, protest, PRAY again, humiliate women as they head into clinics for an abortion and knock them up all over again once they come back out.” -TJ

This is, in fact, satire. We have absolutely no idea what batshit nuts Randall Terry will do if the House GOP does not meet his demands, but we are absolutely sure he will piss away his supporters money in the process.

Westboro Baptist Church plans to go back in time and protest Jesus Christ on the cross

After a litany of bizarre protests at funerals of fallen soldiers, hate crime victims and public figures, the infamous Westboro Baptist Church announced today that they are staging a protest against Jesus Christ on the cross.

After taking a hit off the family crack pipe, Fred Phelps, supreme douchebag and leader of the renegade church, outlined his plan to lead his followers back in time to the ancient and storied Crucifixion in order to inform the world that God, indeed, hates Jesus Christ. “As soldiers of God, we are defying the socialist laws of time and space that God hates so much to go back 2000 years and protest the martyrdom of our so-called Lord Jesus Christ.”

Megan Phelps-Roper, a prominent member who often functions as the social networking liaison for the church declared, “Jesus Christ is a Jew, a socialist, a long haired hippie that wanders around the desert with prostitutes and other Jews, healing the sick and turning water into wine. God hates Jews. God hates socialism. God hates hookers. And God especially obviously hates his only begotten son since he left him to die on the cross. God hates Jesus Christ!”

The Anti-Defamation League also weighed in on this issue with the following official statement, "There are legitimate differences of opinion regarding the Westboro Baptist Church’s protest of Jesus Christ on the cross. To us, after much discussion and debate it became clear that the overriding concerns of Westboro Baptist Church should override the concerns of the martyred Christ. In our judgment, supporting the Westboro Baptist Church is not about rights, its about what's right." -TJ