Sen. John McCain and Sen. Bob Corker, fucking hippies, don't want immigrants or gays to serve in the military.

Whiny fucking hippies Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) and Sen. Bob Corker (D-ouche) have made it their mission in this ever thrilling lame duck session of Congress to keeps gays & immigrants from serving in the military. 

Despite dissenting views of the American public, Defense Sec. Robert Gates, Lady GaGa and even members of his own his family, John McCain refuses to budge on repealing "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" or passing The Dream Act. “We're in two wars, and I believe that right now would not be the right time to repeal it. That's my position and I will hold it.”

Sen. Corker is so adamant in his opposition to the repeal of Don't Ask, Don't Tell, the archaic 17 year old law that forces gays and lesbians to lie about their sexuality while serving their country, that he is prepared to stall ratification of the START treaty. Taking a hit off his joint, Sen. Corker intimated "...these issues that have been brought forth that are absolutely partisan political issues. I'm hoping that those will be taken down or I don't think the future of the START treaty over the next several days will be successful, man!"

Completely heterosexual Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) was equally as vague, telling Politico's Manu Raju, "The lame-duck is beginning to smell up the place."